“You up? Of course, you are. Night owls. Nighthawks. Lovers… dreamers… Welcome back to The Art of Loneliness… til dawn do us part. So settle back and let your mind drift. Let me take you into my world… A world of music and rhyme… myth and fantasy…”
On a chilled night fresh with the perfume of rain, in the city somewhere in a tower of industrial strength glass, steel, and concrete resides a woman. A woman who looks and reaches out into the world with her telescope watching others at play- witnessing as many aspects of hearts in want and need, longing and grief. Reaching out only through the means of her imaginary telescope into the farthest reaches of human desire telling their stories and recounting their trials.
In partnership with Austin Influential Group and Sterling Event Center, The Girlie Revue brings to you this Valentine’s season “THE ART OF LONELINESS”. A dinner theatre experience and exhibition exploring “The House of The Heart” and the emotions and acts that dwell within. Tune in for fourteen  exhibitions of longing, ache, hunger unanswered, and the unrequited heart thwarted. Tales told to expose dreams of attraction, sex, love, pain, loss, and hope. A night of close encounters reflected experiences, and reminiscent revelation for soloists, duets, and other pairings.
We present to you an evening of feeling 100%. Join us Saturday, February 9th, in a night of emotional intrigue and confession through visual storytelling housed within the walls of the beautiful Sterling Event Center. On this night, The Girlie Revue will release the erotic spirit and reveal the inner workings of the hungry heart. We invite you to celebrate with us the season of love within a private and intimate cocoon of beauty and splendor under candlelight where you, your friends or lovers, and others as voyeurs can indulge and delight in exchanges with exhibitionists.
Those of you who are always up for the opportunity to enhance the mood and become a part of the environment yourselves, we encourage you to dress to express and transgress as you like. Dress for love. Dress for lust. Dress for the appetite of the heart. This isn’t just a night for lovers but also a night for those who love themselves and those seeking healing, beauty, testimony, and good company.
Whomever you are, come forth. This is a night that must happen to you.
..::Mistress & Master of Ceremonies::.
Shi Feticcio + Mr. Peeps
THE ART OF LONELINESS is a full night of indulgence, entertainment, and delicacy presenting a three course dinner with passed appetizers and an opulent dessert bar.
At 6:00pm doors will open kicking off our “Hour of Ardor”. An inviting hour of cocktails and passed hors d’oeuvres to include a welcome glass of champagne upon arrival/check-in for mixing and mingling amongst companions and beautiful strangers. Be sure to arrive early to experience this warm and delicious beginning in full. *Cash/Credit Card Bar
Promptly at 7:15pm the “FEAST OF LUDUS & PRAGMA” will begin. A three course feature hour of delicious proportions curated and prepared by Sterling Event Center’s master kitchen and end with the “PEARL OF PHILAUTIA” dessert bar. *Menu to be unveiled soon! This dining experience will be accompanied by the serenades of the talented Duo Radianté featuring violinist Thomas McGregor and cellist Mark Williams.
After the feast will follow a brief intermission for replenishing drinks, continued socializing, and visitations to the dessert bar. At 8:30pm The Art of Loneliness will begin. A two-act exhibition of 14 tableaus of stylized and select stories of desire and need, ache and passion housing another short intermission for a mid-show opportunity to mix and mingle and replenish drinks.
.::THE EROS AFTER PARTY::.
To close out, once the final bow of the show has been made, we invite you for an impromptu night of laughs, shenanigans and festivities within the beautiful ballroom of Sterling to dance madly with us and your companions until the night’s end.
TGR STAGE: $125 per seat- open seating with orchestra level and main level view of the stage
TGR MEZZANINE: $100 per seat- open seating with distance & box seat view of stage
**keep an eye out for experience upgrades as we unveil them
Each table is a dining experience of open communal seating.
Each ticket purchase includes:
– Access to and indulgence in the “Hour of Ardor” with a welcome glass of champagne and passed hors d’oeuvres.
– Access to and indulgence in the three  course “Feast of Ludus & Pragma” & “Pearl of Philautia” dessert bar.
– Access to and indulgence in the TGR showcase “The Art of Loneliness”
– Access to and indulgence in the Eros After Party
Each table is open seating of your choosing at any table within designated section corresponding with your ticket purchase. We have provided a tiered seating chart for ease of selection.
*Any questions about seating, seating requests or show attendance, and any dietary concerns or requests, please contact L’Ochestrateur at email@example.com
*This event is 21+.